Jack: Jesus christ, “Hey lets go to the bar tonight, you can bring your friends, i’ll bring my confused elephant!, She thinks shes a goddamn zebra in that thing you’d call a dress.” I swear to god this girls got more trunk space than my moms fucking Volvo. A few species actually plateau at a level that big. This girl would take up the whole watering hole. I didn’t realize they made tarps to fit animals that large.

Nathan: hahahahahahahaha *starts crying* hahahahah

Jack: Nathan, i’ll give you a piece of orange if you drop what you’re doing and look at my facebook status.

Nathan: Dude, im pretty busy right now.

Jack: Yeah, but you want some orange…

Nathan: Fine…

* Nathan Checks Jack’s Facebook status, Which reads “Jacks eating an orange… guests welcome” *

Nathan: hahahaha

*Jack has a piece of orange in his hand with a sad puppy face *

Well, due to the fact that we wont be in office together this friday, we decided we would grab the bandanas early, so now we’re repping this shit like its going out of style. Also, Tony, our office professional photographer decided to grab his equipment and provide some proof of the stupid shit that happens in this office… 

Pictures to follow. 

*Nathan starts blaring California Girlz*

*The President Walks into the GM’s office, discussing assumingly important matters*

*Nathan makes eye contact, then ensues with flipping the President the bird, slowly increasing the music level*

Spencer: You’re fired.

colleymay:

jackandnathan:

colleymay:

I dont actually blog, I just wanted to follow “jackandnathan”

 This was an awesome little surprise. Dear colleymay, for the sake of this blog, we’ll assume you’re an incredably attractive and D.T.F. girl who is willing to take us both on at once.

Love,
Jack and Nathan.

Response: mission accepted.

i bought a Gangster Chalice….ch.

-Jack

colleymay:

I dont actually blog, I just wanted to follow “jackandnathan”

 This was an awesome little surprise. Dear colleymay, for the sake of this blog, we’ll assume you’re an incredably attractive and D.T.F. girl who is willing to take us both on at once.

Love,
Jack and Nathan.

a) How old was nathan when he started going gray?

Nathan: Somehow, i knew this question was going to come about sooner rather than later. So im going to give you the whole sad story so you feel shitty about asking. When i was in grade 9, during early september i was sitting in Geography class when this girl (Bobbi C., Yeah i lived in farm country, the name bobbi/bobbi - joe for a girl was commonplace) walks over to me and yells loudly “OMGZ NATHAN YOU HAVE A GRAY HAIR LOLOLOLOLOLOL” meanwhile, as shes yelling this out loud, the teacher walks in crying, explaining “The World Trade Center was just attacked by terrorists.”

Thats how that shit went down, glad you asked eh fucker?

Jack: “Im Sorry I Can’t Reply, Im Not Even At Work Yet”

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Running out of Ideas? Didn’t Think So:

http://www.formspring.me/jackandnathan

Son of a bitch fire alarm went off during my breakfast at work this morning, oh, and its roughly 10 degrees and windy this morning so i had the luxuary of standing out in the cold and eating my Aramark cardboard…

Then finally when we were allowed to make our way back inside, the only metal fire alarm in our whole student center office was located in MY OFFICE, did i mention it was still going off? Oh, i didnt? WELL IT WAS.

- Nathan… Ps. Jack’s not even at work yet.